Amazing. Simply amazing.
Not the movie, the reviews. I'm not going to touch the whole "is this art or not" debate, but I will say that I did not enjoy your work, if you can even call it that.
I find it amazing that in the span of less than two years, you went from writing short responses with poor spelling and grammatical structure, to long, overdone responses with flawless spelling and grammar (with the exception of internet slang, such as "n00b," which seems to be repeated a lot). It's amazing what "Hooked On Phonics" can do, isn't it?
It also seems that as time went on, more and more people started trying to write "intelligent-sounding" reviews, attempting to disprove your so-called genius, and boost their ego. However, they have all failed, because you are the most narcissistic person I have ever come across, and it is impossible to dig through the thick layer of scum that surrounds your ego.
So enjoy yourself, insult me all you want. I can't wait to see what kind of effort you put into the response for my review. Take your time. Consult your old "Hooked On Phonics" workbooks. Make your response to my review stand out, like a tiny hunk of corn, in the steaming pile of shit that is your space on the Newgrounds servers.