D-R-P's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Das Produkt]

Great Style, Poor Music Choice

As always, I loved your style and the cyclical theme. However, unlike your others, the music failed to captivate me. Usually the music enhances the feelings that I get from watching your submissions. This time it did just the opposite.

Maybe I just haven't acquired the taste for Theatr Jada.

[29 Day War]

Chilling Take on Current Events

That was pretty unnerving.
I don't think that is what the U.S. is actually doing (and I sure as hell hope I'm right), but it is scary to think about the possibility.

The space between protection and control is gray and blurry. It's hard to say whether or not we have already crossed that line, and you can easily argue either way.

The message makes the movie.

[smile and a ribbon]

"I'll Be Special and I'll Be Rare..."

by submitting something to Newgrounds that is wholesome, cute, and completely free of all the filth, violence, destruction, and gratuity present in the majority of cartoons that come through the Portal.

I congratulate you on your courage for submitting something of this caliber to a website whose main demographic is 13- to 25-year-olds that tend to focus on the volume of nudity and gore within a cartoon.

Truly, a diamond in the rough.

[A Look at My Brain]

Amazing. Simply amazing.

Not the movie, the reviews. I'm not going to touch the whole "is this art or not" debate, but I will say that I did not enjoy your work, if you can even call it that.

I find it amazing that in the span of less than two years, you went from writing short responses with poor spelling and grammatical structure, to long, overdone responses with flawless spelling and grammar (with the exception of internet slang, such as "n00b," which seems to be repeated a lot). It's amazing what "Hooked On Phonics" can do, isn't it?

It also seems that as time went on, more and more people started trying to write "intelligent-sounding" reviews, attempting to disprove your so-called genius, and boost their ego. However, they have all failed, because you are the most narcissistic person I have ever come across, and it is impossible to dig through the thick layer of scum that surrounds your ego.

So enjoy yourself, insult me all you want. I can't wait to see what kind of effort you put into the response for my review. Take your time. Consult your old "Hooked On Phonics" workbooks. Make your response to my review stand out, like a tiny hunk of corn, in the steaming pile of shit that is your space on the Newgrounds servers.

Hice responds:

You say about people being dumb enough to write long, drawn out, reviews trying to sound intelligent and failing.

Looks like you have just joined their ranks. You spend the entire review trying to make yourself look smarter than you really are, continually referencing "Hooked on Phonics" in an attempt to insult me. The only thing you have accomplished is writing another, long, drawn out pointless review full of nothing but drivel and a few bits of content.

You say my replies have improved since I submitted? How could my writing skills not improve when I am forced to deal with dumbasses like yourself on a weekly/monthly basis.

Oh, nice job contradicting yourself in your own review. You say you are not going to argue the artistic integrity of my work, yet you call it shit at the end of my review. Nice job buddy. Just admit that you are jealious that my One flash has a higher score than your batting average, basically NG's form of "Penis Envy".

You can go back to being the worthless little n00bling you are, I'm done with you.

[Da Terry dud 3]

Heh...

I couldn't help but fall out of my chair laughing when his arms flew off.

Other than that, it was just as good as the other two parts. No improvement at all.

["Waterman"]

WHAT?!?!

Not even above a 4?! This was HILARIOUS! Exactly the kind of humor I enjoy most.

Good art, good animation, and a good plotline is forming for an entire series. I am definitely looking forward to more.

Keep up the great work!

[B: Special Edition]

Well...

I have to admit, I laughed pretty hard when I saw the French version of B. But the rest of it was only a little amusing.

[Hector and Len in The Leg]

HAHA!!!

I almost fell out of my chair laughing when Hector rocketed the ball through Len's face!

Short and sweet. Great job.